...Our Story Thus Far...

By Mr. David R. Dorrycott

all characters copyright their creators.

It started out simply enough, Demon became inebriated on simple tap water (something the Toonworld doesn't have) and woke up in Snowaters room. Jumping to the conclusion something happened that didn't (or did, only Snowaters knows for sure, and she ain't talkin) she found a set of clothing that seemed able to fit her (a Shampoo outfit, see RANMA 1/2) and decided to 'return the favor.' That being forcing Snowaters, or so she thought, to accompany her on a hit against Ky. Well, Snowy isn't THAT reckless, she had hired the now missing Teesha to take her place, the little mouse magician accompanying Demon on her rampage against a supposable helpless Ky, leaving him frozen in the Klippers long term storage area.

Returning to Snowys room, without Demon, Teesha regained her real form, accepted her pay and vanished. An unknown male with Snowy asked about Ky, to learn it was an android quickly created just for the occasion, and quite expendable (prototypes work both ways) and that a special tracking material was woven into the Toons borrowed outfit.

About this time Demon noticed her clothing had begun shrinking, not a major problem, but an embarrassment none the less. How she dealt with the problem is unknown as yet, but the now doll sized outfit was returned to Snowaters, along with (to her) useless Chip-n-dales dancers and a strange 'Bug'.

Snowy sent the dancers to Hollies chambers, where nothing has been heard from them since (hummm....) and thinking the Bug was Demons creation, she went looking for the Toon.

In her search she ran into IP and Diamond, mistaking Diamond for Demon she threw the bug at her, ensuing a comedy of errors where IP and Snowy managed to both step on the little critter. IP wished Snowys fur blue, and Diamond was thoroughly frightened. Diamond, determined to cool down this hot-headed snow leopard, turned a fire hose on her and IP. Somehow an electrical access plate had opened in the struggles, and an arc passed from it, through IP's collar, into Snowaters, and out through the still imbedded bug in her foot.

There was a flash of light, and when everything calmed down it was discovered Snowaters was now a human female. IP, shocked, sent for help which arrived in the form of the mage Arnequis, who borrowed IP's collar and cast a spell to return the helpless female back to her original form.....

                            On with the show.....

As the traditional light show faded away Arnequis groaned. Snowaters was still an oriental human, even if her hair was now as white as driven snow.

"I just don't understand" he muttered, absently handing the collar back to Intrepid. "Maybe if I checked my Holo-Sphere."

“Fellows" Diamond said, looking down the corridor at a lightly bouncing ball of excess Coyote magic, "Fellows?"

"Don't bother me" muttered Arnequis, pulling out his all seeing Holo-Sphere;

"Show me what I need to know;

Of this woman of the snow"

Arnequis intoned, staring deeply into the spheres depth.

Diamond tugged at IP's arm. "Look at that" she said, trying to get his attention.

IP started to turn, his attention finally captured by the worried Diamond,when Snowaters let out a gasp, grabbing her chest. In moments she was on the floor fighting for breath.

"I've got it" Arnequis howled as IP and Diamond dove for the stricken Snowaters. "I know everything now! Listen."

"Heart attack" IP yelled as Diamond stretched the unconscious woman on the floor. "You pump, I'll breath." So saying, he lifted the silent, naked women's head and inflated her lungs as Diamond began forcing her heart to work again.

"Magic" muttered Diamond. "To much on a system not used to it. I've heard of this before." She continued her chant. "1, 2, 3, Breath", looking up into IP's eyes. "If we can get her back she'll be ok, its just system shock."

IP nodded, leaning down to breath into Snowys mouth again.

Arnequis suddenly noticed the two at work. "Oh dear we can't lose her now" he exclaimed, stepping forward to help.

Another flash lit up the corridor, Arnequis, caught by surprise, stumbled then caught himself. Looking down the hall he saw an opening in reality, several figures stepped through onto the Klippers deck. Behind him he heard a cough, followed by a deep inhalation. "Got her" Diamond yelled.

"Pasha? Combo? He exclaimed, as others followed the two through.

"See Madam, your fears were unwarranted" a male deer was saying, "For there's your husband right there, with those two....Ladies?"

"INTREPID!?!" Pasha screamed, unable to see exactly what was going on and jumping to the wrong conclusion, as wives are want to do. "What do you think your doing?"