She's Back...
by Mr. David R. Dorrycott
Phileana2 stepped though the gate Lorecifer had provided, quickly making certain she was in the right section of the Klipper. Smiling to herself she turned around, digging through her purse. "You did your part, so here's mine" she told the waiting stallion. Flipping open the wallet she carefully withdrew two photographs, handing them to the waiting centaur. He glanced at them a moment.
"So little bear, what are you going to blackmail me into doing for the rest of them?" he demanded.
Phileana2 giggled, reaching through the gate to caress the stallions chest. "Oh, I'm certain I can think of something" she replied, laughing as the shocked male collapsed the gate. "Some men have no sense of humor." Still giggling she returned the wallet to her purse, gently tapping a security case next to it. "Wait until he finds out I've got the negatives too." Moving rapidly she approached a dust covered door. Reaching out she pressed her hand against the security plate.
"Recognized Phileana" the ships computer announced. "Duress Code?"
"Phileana loves Crestly" the teddybear answered. 'Though what sis see's in that overgrown lizard I'll never know' she thought to herself, 'Lorecifer is much better looking, but no where near as hot as Dang.. sigh, It's too bad he's already married.' Idly she wondered if Jaqui was interested in sharing. Stepping through the hatch she headed to a huge white box, half hidden by hundreds of other boxes of different shapes and sizes. She dug through the box, carefully shoving items into a knapsack, "Stupid string, Corbin in a Can, Elvis poppers, ah-ha, Gender Bender and Vini Vide Vene grenades, Fab Fifties Tacky, Industrial Fur Relaxer, Cheese Glop, Ronco-Vibration Inducer, Nostalgia Spray and two bottles of concentrated Love Potion #9. That's dangerous, I'll have to be careful with it. Too much and the effect is perminate on even toons. If I'm careful they'll be fun tonight, this place has been too dull lately." Standing she started slipping into the front-mounted knapsack and headed for the door.
Dang was busy trying to beat SPACE INVADERS - 3D when he head a soft tinkle. Looking around he was just in time to see the first Gender Bender grenade explode...
Diamond turned the corner headed for the mess hall when she triggered the hidden can of Corbin in a Can spray. The bluish cloud quickly enveloped her...
Little Dragon was just exiting the shower when she was enveloped by a swirl of Stupid String...
Crestly was preening in a mirror when he saw a silver form behind him. Before he could react he was hit by a pearl white cloud of Fab 50's tacky-spray...
EOI had just returned from its latest 'adventure' when several Vini Vidi Vene grenades went off...
P2 hid laughing behind a storeroom door when the intercom crackled. "You know their going to catch you" a female voice announced.
"Tani Icedance?" she asked, still giggling.
"Yes, who else did you expect, Elvis?"
P2 stood up, pushing her thin dress down, turning towards a shower supply line. "Of course they'll catch me" she replied as she unscrewed the filter, carefully pouring a measure of Potion #9 into the tank. "That's the whole point. I wouldn't start this if I wasn't ready to accept responsibility for my actions. This is Brawl Central, it's been much too serious lately."
A few moments silence followed. "The hallway is clear dear, have fun."
"Thanks" P2 replied, slipping out the door.
Harry the Horse sensed his door open, as he opened his eyes he caught a flash of a copper dress over silver fur, then the Elvis grenade detonated...
Sylvia Fox, on her first visit to the Klipper ran head on into the teddybear. She barely had time to stutter an apology when P2 sprayed her with Corbin in a Can, running away quickly from the shocked woman...
Fitch, his normal delightful self, had again been transported (in a cage) to the Klipper. Growling his anger he never noticed the storeroom door open. A cloud of industrial fur relaxer quickly enveloped the grumpy mink...
Dr. Jill, on vacation from her harrowing duties for the Grand Empire, woke to discover herself covered with three inches of soft, gooey, melting marshmallow cream...
Jaqueline was taking a shower when the first dose of LP #9 arrived. Several minutes later she exited the stall, to be greeted by NeNe holding warmed towels for her...
P2 copyright Mr. David R. Dorrycott (who has no control over her actions, honest!)
Dang Kagemusha, Crestly & Little Dragon copyright Mel. White
Jaqueline Hilaris-Kagemusha copyright Johnny Amburn
Harry the Horse copyright Joy Riddle
Lorecifer copyright Melody Rondeau
Fitch & Diamond copyright Tracy Kazaleh
EOI copyright Danny Barnett
Sylvia Fox copyright P.B.Smith
Tani Icedance copyright Kay Shapero
Dr. Jill copyright John Cornetto
NeNe copyright Dang & Jaqueline Kagemusha (figure THAT one out)